Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800…

I was showing my kids an old rotary phone when my 9 year old asked, “How did you text on it?” My 15 year old daughter roared with laughter, until a thought occurred to her:  “Wait, where did you store your contacts?”

Why did the computer cross the road? a) To get a byte to eat b) Because that’s as far as I could throw it c) The chicken programmed it to d) All of the above