I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was de-lighted!

An online poker tournament ended suddenly when the computer cached in its chips.

I know I’m supposed to back up my files, but I still haven’t found reverse on my PC.

He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz

I got angry when my iPhone battery died. My therapist suggested that I find an outlet.

Where do you find uncaring people? Indifferent places.

Computers at breakfast food companies use serial i/o.

How do mathematicians scold their children? “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times….”

After punching his computer and breaking his hand, the guy required tech knuckle support.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.   I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”