Category: Puns
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Pun – Don’t Go Negative!
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them
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Pun – Marriage
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Pun – iPhone
I changed my iPhone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
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Pun
Two Hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I’ve lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?” The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive.”
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Pun
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.
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Pun
Dishonest golfers don’t play the fairway.
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Pun
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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Pun
A Neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
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Punny
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
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Pun
It’s hard to explain the concept of a pun to a kleptomaniac. They keep taking things literally.