Category: Puns

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.  Then it dawned on me.

A Neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,  “How much for a beer?”   The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

It’s hard to explain the concept of a pun to a kleptomaniac. They keep taking things literally.