A Neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Punny
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Txtng is killing language. JK!!!
Here is a great Ted Talk on texting. Contrary to popular belief, John McWhorter shows that texting is not bad for us, but actually a good thing! Very interesting, with several LOL moments. btw, I luv TED!
Bill Gates On Opportunity
“Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.” – Bill Gates