I was showing my kids an old rotary phone when my 9 year old asked, “How did you text on it?” My 15 year old daughter roared with laughter, until a thought occurred to her:  “Wait, where did you store your contacts?”

Why did the computer cross the road? a) To get a byte to eat b) Because that’s as far as I could throw it c) The chicken programmed it to d) All of the above